4 New (To Me) Pick Up Lines

These were pick up lines that got used on me this May:

1. My children are wailing - will you be their mamma?
2. Will you take me home with you?
3. I'm lost, but you look like you could be my room mate. Take me home!
4. You look like you need someone to protect you. That someone is me.

And my favorite...

Reporting for my new job ma'am. (At a quizzically raised eyebrow...) I'm your bodyguard. I shall guard your body with my life all my life. :)